- If you didn't kill earthworm with salt.
-If you didn't play rubber band.
-If you never bathed in the rain.
-If nobody told you about Nigeria vs India 99-1.
-If you didn't go to steel cashew and guava in the next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down.
-If you didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones.
-If you didn't wash your hands and legs before going to school.
-If you didn't act action films in uncompleted building or under the bed with friends.
-If you never flew a kite.
-If you never used your two legs to build houses with sands.
-If you didn't write your name and insert into your pen so that no one will steal it.
-If you didn't close the fridge slowly so that you know when the light went off.
-If you never waved at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
-If you didn't drive a single car tyre with a stick and called it your car.
-If you didn't mix garri and sugar in your pockets and eat while walking in the street.
-If you didn't play soccer with bottle cover.
-If you didn't use ballress to fetch water
-If you didn't steal meat from the pot.
-If you never bathed inside the bathroom and went out naked, with your clothes in your hands.
Then you no be TRUE NAIJA PIKIN...
So, which ones did you do???
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